I am the very model of an editing professional,
I deal with punctuation, prose, and text both brief and seminal.
I’ll make your complex white paper more lively and accessible,
And help your characters become more rounded and exceptional.
My clients make best-seller lists and love romantic mystery;
Some self-publish and write their books on parenting and history.
And on the side I also do print layout and some web design;
I’ll lay out your agenda and I’ll help you get your site online.
If something strikes your fancy or you’d like to schedule a chat,
Send me email or call me up and we can handle all of that.
I’ll fix your books and posts for blogs and emails so ephemeral —
I am the very model of an editing professional.
(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan)